PUN HELL

A biker and his girlfriend hopped onto their motorcycle’s leather seat. They were both dressed in leather boots, leather pants, leather jackets, leather gloves, and leather hats. As the biker jerked his leg up to straddle the growling machine, he tore his pants. Embarrassed, he sat motionless and silent for a minute or so. “What are you waiting for?” asked his oblivious girlfriend. “Leather rip!”