What should you bring with you when you're not sure whether it's going to rain?
An ummbrella!
February 5, 2012
My favorite thing to eat during the Super Bowl is a bowl o’ soup.
October 10, 2011
The so-called discovery of the Americas by Christopher Columbus was merely Occidental.
July 12, 2011
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
July 11, 2011
What does a Nazi turkey say?
“Goebbels, Goebbels!”
July 10, 2011
What did the priest say when he smelled a parishioner’s fart in the church?
“Pew!”
July 9, 2011
A chef walked into his kitchen and caught the cooks arguing and making a big mess, even throwing fish at each other. “I’m closing the restaurant,” he sighed. “The whiting is on the wall!”
July 8, 2011
A friend of mine hurt her leg in a hurricane, so I got her a cane.
