April 7, 2013

Where do modern witch doctors get supplies for ceremonies?

Rite Aid!

February 12, 2013

What did the wealthy amnesiac say to his estate lawyer at the front door?

"Come in. Where are my manors?"

July 15, 2012

prosylactic: n. a latex hat that protects the wearer from being subjected to religious proselytizing.

“Whenever I leave the house on a Sunday, I take the precaution of covering my head, down to my ears, with a name-brand prosylactic.”

May 4, 2012

Why did the hermit have
more than one love doll?

He was polymeramorous!

May 1, 2012

What should you bring with you when you're not sure whether it's going to rain?

An ummbrella!

February 5, 2012

My favorite thing to eat during the Super Bowl is a bowl o’ soup.

October 10, 2011

The so-called discovery of the Americas by Christopher Columbus was merely Occidental.

July 12, 2011

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

Wrap!

July 11, 2011

What does a Nazi turkey say?

“Goebbels, Goebbels!”