“Like any professional stripper,” she said, “I open the top of the cake and pop out. But the icing on the cake is when I sing on the cake!”
January 8, 2011
What did one trailer park spinster say to the other?
"Don't waste your whole life waiting for a knight in moonshining armor to whiskey you away on a night train! Besides, he would still treat you like a hooch!"
January 7, 2011
Why did the hen throw out all of her rooster’s records?
She was tired of hearing nothing but Bach, Bach, Bach!
January 6, 2011
I've heard that skinny guys have an advantage in eating contests, but I find that hard to swallow.
January 5, 2011
What’s the difference between an old woman and an old man?
One has tea time, and the other has a tee time!
January 4, 2011
Why is the world's only proven psychic legally forbidden to gamble?
Casinos how to win every time!
January 3, 2011
What do women who normally read chick lit prefer during “that time of the month?”
Choco lit!
January 2, 2011
A chef shared her ambitious plans with the kitchen staff, and all of them were supportive—except for one line cook. When the chef finally achieved her dream of owning a new restaurant, she brought everything with her but the kitchen cynic!
January 1, 2011
For Christmas, a couch potato got an HD plasma television to replace his analog set. His resolution for the new year: 1080p.
